I turn chaos into clarity - with strategy, story, and humor.

The Strategist Formerly Known as a Comedian

I started out telling jokes on stage. Now I tell stories that move markets. Turns out humor, honesty, and emotional intelligence work just as well in marketing as they do in therapy.

I’ve spent over a decade turning complex ideas into campaigns people actually care about. From launching SaaS platforms and rebranding SEO companies, to writing books about emotional maturity for men who would rather punch drywall than open up — I live at the intersection of psychology, story, and strategy.

Quick Accomplishments :

  • Creative strategist & content lead with 10+ years in SaaS, SEO, and consumer brands

  • Author of All the F@cks I Have to Give — a journal series on vulnerability and growth

  • Founder of Sphere™ — a system for measuring marketing influence

  • Former stand-up comedian, forever student of human behavior

About Me
Let’s Talk

I feel people don’t buy products — they buy stories that feel true. My job is to help brands find that truth, tell it well, and not sound like every other PowerPoint in the feed.

What I Bring To The Table,

Besides Pizza

  • Brand Strategy & Storytelling

    From defining voice and positioning to building full-funnel narratives, I help brands tell stories that connect emotionally and convert logically.

    Tell Your Story

  • Creative Campaign Development

    Campaigns that blend humor, psychology, and performance. From digital stunts to SaaS storytelling, I turn “what if” ideas into measurable wins.

    Get Creative

  • Content Strategy, Creative Concepts, AI Innovation

    I build sketches and music that hit fast and hit hard — sharp ideas, punchy delivery, and a creative rhythm that keeps people watching, laughing, and sharing. From dark-comedy shorts to country-trap hooks, I turn quick concepts into high-impact moments built for the scroll.

    Think Differently

  • Humor-Driven Advertising

    I write ad copy that cuts through the noise — blending humor, clarity, and human psychology to grab attention and actually drive action. No fluff, no filler, just sharp, memorable lines that speak to your audience in their language and make them feel seen, entertained, and ready to click.

    Feel Something